Some Oyster Nonsense

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A man was dining on oysters, the house specialty. He noticed that the oysters were exceedingly slimy and oily. He motioned to a waiter and asked aggressively, “Why the heck are my oysters so greasy?” The waiter replied, “Well, you wanted authentic Persian Gulf oysters, didn’t you?”

I know. It’s quite crappy but, even so, it requires some intelligence to understand – one of the so-called “intelligent oyster jokes” he he. Anyway, if you just love raw oysters (hmm, specially those who love them for their supposedly aphrodisiac qualities), you’d better check out the Be Oyster Aware website. Find out if you’re putting your life on the line whenever you eat this yummy delicacy! Better safe than sorry, don’t you agree? Visit http://beoysteraware.com now!