Fit for Halloween

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I don’t know what it is about Halloween. But haven’t you noticed that normally sane people (yeah, that includes you) suddenly ignore common sense and abandon all sense of dignity when it comes to Halloween costumes?

The Halloween costumes of today can be nothing but inventions of bored people. We live in a society where everything has been “sanitized”. It’s no wonder we are so bored we are on the constant look out for things like Halloween costumes that can break the monotony – at least for a little while.

Anyway, Halloween costumes used to be “wholesome fun.” Now, they are EVERYTHING BUT – or is it EVERYTHING BUTT?

For you see, if you appear in a Halloween costume from Costume Cauldron, you’d better be prepared to become the cynosure of all eyes and the BUTT of every joke. The costumes they have on offer are ALL amazing, incredible and marvelous – that is, amazingly stupid that you can only marvel at the costumes that show incredibly poor taste. You don’t believe me? Visit the store and see for yourself how far the human species has regressed down the evolutionary ladder.

Look at the Bodystocking Fishnet V-back, for instance. What’s the matter with you people? What if it has a v-back? It doesn’t have much of anything other than a v-back. I didn’t know Halloween is for showcasing “the wares” and looking like whores. The costume is definitely scary, though, so maybe that is why this has been awarded the dubious honor of being a Halloween costume?

Then there’s the Big Daddy Pimp costume. I mean, come on!!! Do pimps really wear that? And why exactly would anyone – even a pimp – want to look like a pimp on Halloween? I tell you, human beings are doomed.

So, would I buy something as tacky as the costumes at Costume Cauldron? I’m bored and I’m definitely in need of cheering up, so the answer is – Yup, I certainly am!